hoodlessclifford

me rn

  • me: *calls 911*
  • 911: what's your emergency?
  • me: wodhskdnsns
  • 911: I'm sorry, what?
  • me: lilas muxchwl amf powrcrd brix ams likw bode poqrcing
  • 911: sorry?
  • me: lilac michael and pierced brow and luke nose piercing I'm unstable help
  • 911: we have gotten same calls as this and this is not a serious emergency an-
  • me: YES IT IS DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIRLS ESPECIALLY MICHAEL GIRLS AND LUKE GIRLS ARE A MESS RN BC PIERCINGS
  • 911:
  • me: AND ALSO CALUMS GODDAMN TATTOO JESUS CHRIST
  • 911:
  • me: just send goddamn help
  • 911:
  • me:
  • 911: uhm okay